How do you spell a sneeze?

by Colin McIntosh

sneezeNot everything we say forms part of the regular English repertoire of nouns, verbs, adjectives, and so on. Some can barely even be described as words, since they don’t follow the typical rules of English spelling. What do you say when you want to announce your presence discreetly to someone who hasn’t noticed you come in? In English you would make a kind of throat-clearing noise. Or when you want to express disapproval of something so bad that it doesn’t deserve a comment? You can pull down your tongue quickly from behind your teeth, causing air to be sucked into your mouth and making a kind of high, sucking, clicking noise. These sounds belong to what linguists call paralanguage: not the regular system of words with their semantic meanings, but a system of noises (and also movements and facial expressions) that communicate meaning in a different way.

These non-word noises were never normally written down, mainly because it was difficult to work out how to spell them. How would you spell the throat-clearing noise? Ways have been found of writing them down, though. And some of them are new arrivals in the Cambridge Dictionary.

The two mentioned above are transcribed conventionally as ahem and tut (UK) or tsk. Other paralinguistic noises in English include psst, used to attract someone’s attention discreetly; sh (or shh, or ssh, or shush) to call for silence; and phew (or whew) to express a feeling of relief, or of feeling too hot. Different languages transcribe a sneeze in different ways (in English atishoo or achoo, but atchim in Portuguese).

There are also some more modern paralinguistic noises. Air kissing, a phenomenon of modern celebrity culture where two people greet each other by moving their faces together without actually touching, can be written down as mwah, a kind of soft kissing noise. And Homer Simpson’s d’oh has entered the dictionary as an expression that indicates you, or someone else, has said or done something stupid.

The interesting thing about paralinguistic noises is that people don’t always associate the written form of the noise with the actual sound – perhaps because the spelling is so arbitrary. And when they see it written down, for example in a comic strip, they give it a more conventional pronunciation using regular English sounds. So, for example, people will now say brr! when they feel cold, even though the spelling was designed to represent that involuntary wobbling of the mouth when you’re shivering with cold. And ouch, representing a cry of pain, is frequently pronounced as a word – though obviously only if the pain is not too severe!

 

8 thoughts on “How do you spell a sneeze?

  1. Hadeel Hammam

    Paralinguistic noises: it reminds me of another term, onomatopoeia. Is it right? is there any sort of link?

  2. Pingback: How do you spell a sneeze? | 21st-century words

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